To My Dear Friend the Dog:

 am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound
for the broken lamp which you did not break;
the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you
did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with
red paint...

Things here at the house are calmer now, and
just to show you that I have no hard feelings
towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will
always remember me.

Best regards,
The Cat